If I Had Legs I’d Kick You
- Sun, Feb 1
Run Time: 113 min.
TICKETS $15.
Doors 3:30 p.m.; Event 4 p.m.
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THE EXPERIENCE
Welcome to the ALT AWARDS, Tomorrow Theater’s annual celebration of the films that mattered most in 2025—to us. These aren’t the categories you’ll find at any respectable awards ceremony. No Best Picture. No Best Director. No orchestral playoff music.
Instead, the ALT AWARDS honor the achievements that actually define a movie year: the sleaze, the chaos, the emotional devastation, the questionable wig work, and the feelings you can’t quite name but absolutely understand.
This year, we’re thrilled to present If I Had Legs I’d Kick You with the 🏆 Most Chaotic Main Character Energy Award 🏆.
See the full lineup here!
ON SCREEN: If I Had Legs I’d Kick You
2025. Directed by Mary Bronstein. Runtime: 1 hour 53 minutes. Rated R.
With her life crashing down around her, Linda (Rose Byrne) attempts to navigate her child’s mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.